I am done playing games,
And I am done doing relationships.
When Gina left me for that son of a b$tch, she also left a huge void in my heart,
And for years, I did not let anyone enter that space.
But now, I am yearning!
No, you got it wrong – I am yearning for a baby!
A baby who I can call mine, who will carry my legacy forward;
And Laurie seems to be so perfect for the job.
The problem – Lauries’s a virgin and knows nothing about sex.
I’ll have to teach her to give in and then give up.
But as Laurie gets ready to give up the baby,
I realize I am not ready to give up Laurie.
At least not yet…